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I was Private Messaged the following link to a thread in the DayZ forum and it read:

drbigtoe
DayZ Forum
Thread title: DayZ Bounty Hunters
01 December 2012

Have you recently been killed by some thundercunt bandit, just so he can have your beans?

Is there a guy on your server who constantly brags about his loot, or his love for killing innocents?

Well, not anymore. I have begun to set up a small operation, and with a few vehicles, some coke and beans, and a very high powered sniper rifle, I'd like to make all of your problems go away.

Simply reply or PM me the persons name, his last known location, the server he was on (Optional), and any other information that could be helpful, and I will do my best to hunt him down, and put a bullet through his tiny brain.

I ask of nothing in return, except for maybe some quick meds, or food/drink. Once the kill takes place, I will give you the location of the body and you may have all of your foe's loot, no questions asked.

And if you try to set me up, I assure you, even if you do kill me, you will not be alive for much longer.

Happy Hunting,
drbigtoe

WargameKlok
DayZ Forum
02 December 2012

Yeah man, please kill =SWF=sfscriv and =SWF=Tazimafied on the PCGN server. Tell them WarGameKlok sends his regards. Thanks!

WargameKlok
DayZ Forum
05 December 2012

I'll gift a copy of the DayZ stand alone through Steam,when it's available, to the first player (new to the PCGN server) that kills sfscriv and provides proof. Starting right now.

sfscriv
PCGN Forum
05 December 2012

Got the message...

You can tell the would-be assassin that I generally look more over my left shoulder than my right when checkin' to see if I am being followed.

I can see the bounty on this scalp is rising by the day.

sfscriv
DayZ Forum
05 December 2012

What's the current value of the bounty on these two fine gentlemen?

I see that I am now a "Wanted" man... Tracking down this convict will not be a simple task. After the outbreak, survival was a day-to-day challenge. The hurdles are not as tall as they once were. I feel confident I will live a long life and my in-game character will smile over the bodies of those who have tried, but failed to snuff out the light.

See you on the Battlefield!

=SWF=sfscriv

p.s. Taz sends his regards, as well

On the DayZ Forum
dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/109740-dayz-bounty-hunters/#entry1036658

[sfscriv]

We initiated the conflict by firing the first shots. And yes, an earlier incident involved a lightly armed combatant, Bambi, barricaded in the Air Traffic Control tower falling victim to =SWF=Lambourne's BLOOD LUST. We hunted our prey and sought to relieve him of his riches. The survivor I speak of is Raamses. Do not be fooled by his good humanity (+5,385) for he laid upon the Spartan rock to determine his value. As he lay, the cold blanket of death took him. He was determined to be unworthty.


The =SWF= Spartan War Fighters clan does hereby offer a reward of one briefcase full of GOLD for the second passing of the one called Raamses. To claim your reward, you must show proof of your deed. This is no simple task. You will need to "check the body" to get his screen name to appear, take a screen capture, upload the image to a linkable site, and post the image in this thread. If all is in order, one briefcase of GOLD will be transferred to the able assassin.


The story of the hunt that occurred last night ended with =SWF= clan and friends flying away with Raamses's Osprey.


The Spartans will See You on the Battlefield!!

Thread to share with PCGN: www.pc-gamers.net/index.php?/topic/18157-wanted-post-a-bounty/?p=161590

[backtothefight64]

Hmmm... It may be safer for you to hang out on Auraxis for a while Scriv

Edit. Just noticed the thread is a year old, very amusing though.